Admit it. You missed me.
It's been a while since I posted, and I know what you're all thinking. 
Did I get boring in the meantime?
Well no. No I did not. 
That is, I discovered the wonders of Pinterest, which is almost as bad. And I finished a bunch of calculus, took some AP tests, completed my Personal Progress, wrote out far too many applications, became obsessed with classic literature, and made one or two life-changing decisions that ultimately landed me here:
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Go Cougars!

My apartment is nice, my roommates and new friends are great, and the campus is lovely, and there are awesome mountains. The only things I have to complain of are the weather and the hiatus between Last Wednesday and Starting My New Job.
Which begs the question: How does one spend one's time when one's job doesn't start til next week and it's alternately raining or breaking 100 degrees outside? When one is, dare I say it...
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The wall had it coming.
I leave you to ponder. First, a brief public service announcement.
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The BYU eatery has this chocolate fudge peanut butter oreo donut that could probably get really addicting. This is why Mormons don't need drugs.
Okay. I've given you a few tiny clues. Are you ready?
(No one reads titles, right?)

Last week was Sherlock Appreciation Week. This technically began months ago, and has been marked by many a happy hour on Pinterest and Netflix (no, I won't tell you how many), but I officially recognized it last week. Like Chocolate Fudge Peanut Butter Oreo Donut Appreciation Week, Sherlock Appreciation Week will likely continue indefinitely.

Sherlock is key to the British method of torture. For those of you who don't know, this strategy takes many forms (most inflicted by BBC) and has been lamented on many a fangirl site and deep in the abyss of Tumblr. I'll give a quick rundown of the Sherlock version here:
1. Have someone British write a really good book.
2. A century or so later, hire Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss (the dark lords of the BBC) to direct the show.
3. Include lots of talented British actors with accents and trenchcoats and scarves.
4. Film a three-episode season, ending in an inexcusably horrible cliffhanger.
5. Wait eighteen months or more in between seasons.
6. Maliciously enjoy the chaos that ensues on Tumblr.
7. Repeat steps 4-6

It's a terrible thing, and if you don't believe me you can ask Tumblr yourself. Proceed with caution. 
So there's my shout out to the world's only consulting detective. Remember,



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